ha r u haru
hEED MY WORDS TAZZER
fuCKING FLEA MARKETS MAN
like he’LL JSUT WALTZ INTO MY HOUSE and go strAIGHt FOR THE SNOWMAN FURniTURE
NO U DUMBASS I ROLLED PERFECT SNOWMEN FOR THIS
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE PAIN AND SUFFERING I WENT THROUGH
thE SNOWMEN I SCULPTED LOVINGLY
thE BLOOD THAT BLED
and he nEVER goes for the stuff i conveniently lay out its alway s EVERY SINGLE SNOWMAN FURNITURE PIECE or those picTUTERS THAT PEOPLE GIVE YOU i have like 30 of those dont mess but they’re MY PRECIOUS MEMORIES OF MY TOMODACHIIS IM NOT SELLING THOSE and i dont leave because mAYBE???? he’LL go fOR SOMEthiNG??? i actuALLY WANT TO SELL???bUT HE NEVER DOES AND I USUALLY JSUT END UP KICKING HIM OUT
HE IS A SHITTY CUSTOMER and i haVE GREAT CUSTOMER SSERVICE
SINCE TAZZER DOESNT BELIEVE ME
Ok so one time he was into bugs?? I’ve been playing with him in my town for like 6 years he’s had varying interests over that time period.
And ok so this lil bitch wanted a praying mantis. He wanted to have a contest to see who would catch it first which we all know is actually a GIMMICK FOR BUG EXTORTION OK. LUCKILY I caught one earlier so I just gave it to him WITHOUT EVEN LEAVIN THE HOUSE.
So i give it to him and u kno what that motha says
HE TELLS ME HE ALREADY GOT ONE.
I waS WATCHING HIM THE WHOLE TIME HE DIDN’T EVEN LEAVE THE HOUSE.
Bob is a fucking liar.